Everytime I see a poser, I just wanna punch him or her in the face. A poser isn't always in relation to punk. A poser can be of 'real' Emo, 'real' Goth, 'real' hip-hop or 'real' country.

I'm talking about those assholes who dress the way that they do for the sake of looking cool. Nobody deserves a kick to the face more than a poser.

I'll assert my own freedom from the qualification of being a poser, myself.

I'm 16, Hispanic, and a Punk Rocker.

I'm hardcore for 2 reasons: I don't dress to make myself and I don't make myself to be something that I'm not.

I'm Puerto Rican(Nobody fuckin' cares!), and a spoken activist.

Do you know what a spoken activist is? The asshole who hands out fliers and signs petitions, but is too lazy to do the real hardcore shit. Did you see that? I criticized myself and admitted to a fault that I myself retain. What does that mean?

I'm modest. Shut up.

Just because I'm modest ... doesn't mean I'm going to let the posers get a word in. The way those shit-heads act, it makes me want to fucking puke. I see and hear from a couple dozen posers every day. This is what drives me to speak so angrily--to HATE. If I had the chance, I'd crack a head everytime I saw one of them.

But, I'm the type that doesn't like prison, so I don't. I've got some self control, but to some fuckin' extent. I've been suspended from school 3 times or so for getting in fights with those posers. It turns out, they think that the clothing also gives them a sense of intelligence-- the pricks!

Lemme just name off all of the posers that I know of.

Activist Posers> You're fucking pathetic. You think that you make a difference just talking about shit. Even I have the balls to admit that I don't care half as much as I should, when it comes to the issues. You'll go to Wine & Cheese parties and you'll say shit like, " Killing Cows in Pens is WRONG!" but you won't do anything about it. Shut the fuck up!

African Posers: You wear the African clothing, you embrace the culture but you still know jack shit about your people. Are you so fucking conceited that you yourself can take something to look like an activist and still not even know what the fuck is going on? Help your fucking continent, you posers.

Asian Posers: You watch anime, cosplay and still don't appreciate shit. You think Japan and China are the two greatest countries in the world but still know very little about their culture and history. Get over the hobby-- the Japanese and Chinese hate the U.S for being a gigantic collection of posers(until we throw bushels of money at them for their shoddy pose-toys). Shut the fuck up!

Blog Posers> Oh, man. GOD. You're a mix of all the fuckin' posers together. Stop posting on your journals and get jobs, you assholes. Shut the fuck up!

Emo Posers> You don't cut your wrists, but you tell people that you do. You're idiots who can't even comprehend the real sadness that a lot of people go through. You don't know what depression is. Your boyfriend dump you? Your parents don't like you? Is that their problems, or YOURS? Shut the fuck up!

Goth Posers> Going to Hot Topic doesn't make you a Goth. It makes you a spaz. Hell, Goths aren't even really Goths. Gothic architectural art isn't even demonic, it's just part of a dead culture. Get outta Hot Topic and get a job, you assholes. The hard-core motherfuckers are all dead and buried. Shut the fuck up!

Hip-Hop Posers> Poser Mobile, Tizite! Shut the fuck up! So anyway, NO. If you call yourself BLACK for dressing the way you do and for freestyling/beat-boxin', then you're a trick-ass poser. 'Aight? Shut the fuck up!

Intellectual Posers> Geeks and Nerds aren't always smart. Poindexters with thick glasses and pocket protectors aren't our ideal stereotype for intelligent people. Knowing MATH and SCIENCE doesn't make you an intellectual. It makes you a TOOL. Continue doing what you're doing, though, I don't mind tools. You serve more purpose than the posers. As for the intellectual posers, we have little idiots who attempt to look smart by using words that they heard in David Lynch's shows and movies or in books that everybody fucking reads(because a few actual intellectuals read them). The Da Vinci Code wasn't that good. Devils & Angels wasn't that good. Stephen King's books are fun to read, but aren't all that good if you rely on a basis for thought and intellectual debates. Using them big, fancy words doesn't make you intelligent and wearing a sweater vest/sweater with a dress shirt under it while sipping your crappy Starbucks coffee doesn't make you a real intellectual. Majoring in philosophy doesn't make you an intellectual. Calling George W. Bush doesn't make you an intellectual. Being overly intelligent and unbiased makes you an intellectual. You posers seriously know next to nothing. I can quote a very intelligent intellectual when I say, " The smartest people are the ones that know how much they don't know." Anyway, Shut the fuck up!

Latino Posers> Christ. Thank the God of Atheism(I'm charming!) that I'm not one of those assholes. I don't wanna be a creepy perv who says 'mang' and 'checkitoutmang' or some fuckin' rendition. I love not being the asshole that raps in Spanish to look sexy(but FAILS). You assholes can keep doing whatever the fuck you want. <<sarcasm>> Your stupid fuckin' greased up hair and those wife-beater shirts make you look real fuckin' classy and cool. Not only are you posers, but you're setting up a horrible stereotype just like the other assholes.<</sarcasm>> Shut the fuck up!

Punk-Rock Posers> You guys started my hate of posers and managed to let me branch off to hating posers all over the world! You dress like the douchebags from the Sex Pistols and call yourselves punks because you fight and you kick and you scream and you go to Mosh Pits(Run-On!). You spike your hair, you wear combat boots and you beat up skin-heads. You drink, you do drugs and you scream 'ANARCHY!'. What you don't do is decipher what the fuck this means. 'Anarchy in the U.K.' was a song by 'The Sex Pistols'. It wasn't a fucking interpretation of punk. It was a SONG... BY A PUNK BAND. If you relate punk to CHAOS, then Anarchy has no place. Anarchy is made into a 'STANDARD' which defeats the purpose of its chaos. If you want chaos, do what the real punks do. Fuck with everyone, practice real Nihilism and speak however the fuck you want about issues that you believe in. Sure, you can fight--but, that's more so a HOBBY than a method of fucking with people. Don't dress to be a punk. Don't scream to be a punk. You assholes are the first poses I've seen. Classy! But, anyway-- Shut the fuck up!

White Posers> Fuck if I know if you exist. Shut the fuck up!

Any posers that I can't think of can easily be spotted by clothing and lack of belief.

poseur: : a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person
Definition by: Webster.com

Don't think that I'll spell it 'poseur' like those ass-clowns that don't know shit about posers, but call them on it anyway. Those ass-clowns usually are punk-rock posers in denial. The fuckers.

Ass-clowns.